Wednesday, November 24, 2010
Monday, November 22, 2010
Love Is Dead by Midnight Mafia
Video for the song Love Is Dead by Midnight Mafia.
I took the photographs.
http://www.youtube.com/v/fr1TegNxub8?fs=1&hl=en_US
Saturday, November 20, 2010
More Received photography
The tone and sentiment in the email is very similar to those from Mash, Yuila and Becky (she has no kids, never been married and does not have regular access to a mobile phone or the internet).
The question I'm asking myself about the Russian scam mafia is: who is the girl in these images? Does she know her image is being used in some sort of email scam?
The worrying bit is she says she's going to book her flight from Moscow now - or at least as soon as I tell her the name of my nearest airport. Crikey, she is keen.
However, a quick search on the excellent Tin Eye reveals that a number of these images are available on several peculiar websites around the world.
What does this mean? It certainly makes me feel a little less guilty about posting these images. They are clearly not a genuine appeal for love (not that I'm looking for love like).
NOTE TWO: Irina is also know as: Ekaterina Solovyeva, Karamelka, Irina Komelina, Diana, Ekaterina Razgonova, Elena Kashkova, Svetlana Kiselyova, Inna Lihachova, Irina Komelina, Marina Krestyaninova, Natalia Jurtikova, Natalia Yrtikov, Elena Sharina, Tatyana Kiseleva, Vnisy, Svetlana Startseva, Elena Ushakova, Irina Russkih, Tatyana Krestyaninova, Natalia Loskotova, Ekaterina Samaeva, Olga Bondareva, Daria Iskrinka, Daria Kleschevnikova, Daria Lebedeva, Natalia Andrianova, Irina Astah, Anna Kurshakova, Oksana Tkach, Elena Kiseleva, Natalia Orehova, Irina Shalagina, Maria Talanova, Elena Griaznova, Olga Vohmyakova, Lubov Kuznetsova, Ksenia Chercazianouva, Galina Scherstobitowa, Tatyana Gorbunowa, Valentina Semenchugowa, Valentina Simenchugouva, Elena Tyulkina, Julia, Natalia Denisowa, Irina Vdovichenko, Natalia Loskutova, Anastasia Belostotskaya, Elena Okuneva, Ludmila, Tatyana Shihmatova, Alina Sabitova, Marina Goloubinova, Marina Sirotina, Olga Zikova, Elena Voronina, Evgenia, Anna Wotintseva, Natalia Kalyonova, Elizaveta Onjanowa, Daria Sapichewa, Elena Prozorova, Anastasia Bambourina, Ekaterina Tsaregorodtseva.
Friday, November 19, 2010
Do you believe in Christmas? In Blackburn? In November?
Believe it not - and believe me - Christmas is here.
These four images were taken on November 18 in Blackburn in the build-up to their Christmas lights switch-on. It's actually the second Christmas event I have attended this year.
Both events, this and at Albert Square in Manchester last Friday, felt sadly un-festive. Thousands turned up for both events (well, nearly a thousand in Blackburn) but the lack of festive food stalls and family sideshow activities gave both openings a rather limp feeling. We've still got a long way behind Europe when it comes to putting the fun into festivals. Ho, Ho, No.
Still, Whalley, Garstang and Rawtenstall can still show them how it's done with their upcoming Chritsmas festivals.
NOTE: O ne of these images ( c o n t a i n s white b a l l o o n s ) w a s t a k e n by four-and-a-half - year - old Teddy Cook (his first i m a g e on this blog).
Thursday, November 18, 2010
Do you believe in Christmas? In Blackburn? In November?
Believe it not - and believe me - Christmas is here.
These four images were taken on November 18 in Blackburn in the build-up to their Christmas lights switch-on. It's actually the second Christmas event I have attended this year.
Both events, this and at Albert Square in Manchester last Friday, felt sadly un-festive. Thousands turned up for both events (well, nearly a thousand in Blackburn) but the lack of festive food stalls and family sideshow activities gave both openings a rather limp feeling. We've still got a long way behind Europe when it comes to putting the fun into festivals. Ho, Ho, No.
Still, Whalley, Garstang and Rawtenstall can still show them how it's done with their upcoming Chritsmas festivals.
NOTE: O ne of these images ( c o n t a i n s white b a l l o o n s ) w a s t a k e n by four-and-a-half - year - old Teddy Cook (his first i m a g e on this blog).
Tuesday, November 16, 2010
Received photography
Found photography is quite a big thing these days. Books and exhibitions have been produced of these images that someone has, er, found. Simple as that. We don't know the history of them, yet they are still appealing.
Looking at these found images appeals to our sense of discovery - who doesn't dream of finding treasure? There is also the notion of looking back into history and an element of being nosey.
But these images dropping into my email inbox are something different. Part phishing-scam, part titillation, they are the bastard child of digital photography and the internet. Like Found photography, the history of these images are unknown. Is the lady in this image the same person actually writing the email? Highly unlikely - we will never know the real personality in these digital photographs.
I've Christened these images Received Photography. Hence forth, junk phishing mail with photo attachments of sexy women will be referred to in this way.
I obviously replied to Yulia straightaway, telling her how thrilled I was to hear from here. This is what she said:
I knew you would write to me. I had a strange feeling. =)
I do not drink or smoke. I have never been married and I have no children.
But I believe that I can find a serious and sincere man with whom I could build a serious relationship. I have a calm nature, I do not like to be nervous. Nerves are not restored.:) I hope that we can learn a lot of each other and our communication will be enjoyable for both of us. I hope the sincerity of your intentions towards me.
I'm looking for a serious relationship, so I hope for reciprocity and understanding. I have many questions for you, because I want to know a lot of you. I'm curious to know a lot about your life, work and play. I would like to hear your voice.
But last week, my phone was stolen. But you can leave me your phone number if you want. As soon as I have the opportunity, I'll call you. ok? Tell me. What do you like in women?
Take note of the bit about no drink, smoking, not being married or having children. And don't worry, I've not given Yulia my telephone number.
Masha sent me three photos and this is what she has to say for herself:
Somewhere inside my soul i think that i'm perfect, or almost perfect;-)
Masha also does not smoke, drink, has never been married and doesn't have any children. Do you think Yulia and Masha are actually sat next to each other in an illegal Ukrainian warehouse?
And finally there is Becky.
Becky was a bit more direct than Yulia and Masha. See what you think:
The girl in the santa hat.
Hey There . . Whats up?
I was just surfing the net and i found your profile, I Loved your pics so i have included a pic of myself. Based on what the site told me you are only 34 Miles from me :)
Becky also emailed gazcoigne, gazcol, gazgum, gazgentles, gazcobb, gazcooper... you get the idea.
She also sent a link to a suspicious dating site with her email.
More Received Photography coming soon. Subscribe or join the Long Lens Blog mailing list for updates. Many thanks to Anna Byrom* for her advisory role in the writing of this blog.
NOTE: I apologise to my regular readers for the sexual nature of this blog post.
NOTE TWO: I welcome my many new readers to the more feminine, sexier, Long Lens Blog.
*Anna Byrom is, as far as I know, not Russian.
Monday, November 15, 2010
Michelle Sank, IPA and the image that does no-one any favours
Here at the Long Lens blog, it’s not often I show other people’s photography, but I’m making an exception in Michelle Sank’s case. This is her photo of a man asleep in a park in Durban, South Africa.
Michelle Sank's award-winning IPA image |
But he also states that he is ‘not saying it is the best image in the world’ and ‘that ‘possibly it has nothing profound to say about the world beyond that the fact the photographer took a picture of a man who was using a bag of bread to shield his face as he slept<o:p></o:p>
Monday, November 08, 2010
Halloween (or is it Hallowe'en?)
Scare, Mrs Dowson's Farm, A59 near Balckburn.